Ayah.

While I was eating my dinner, my father taught me this;

If anyone says to you,
"Ehh P*kim*k kau ah sial!"
You must jawap,
"Eh abe kau keluar dari pantat kape? Kau pun keluar dari p*ki, bodoh."

Alamak my father so violent. Teach my siblings bukan2. Alamakkk asal macam gini Ayah?
Tapi somehow its true eh.