joke.

Joke of the day.

I just heard a joke from Sharul Rafizi. It goes like this;

There's a saying that goes, "Before marriage, the guy will usually open the door car for a girl and close it for her too. After marriage, the guy will open and close the door for himself only."
But Sharul Rafizi says it's wrong. He said, "After marriage, the guy will open and close the door for himself and lock the car leaving his wife behind. Totally forgetting that his wife is in the car."

Sial ahhhh. Imagine ahh sial your husband buat gytu. Balik rumah mesti kena tapak nabi nye siol. Mintak cerai skali ke. Sanggop eh lupa. Eh taknak kahwin ahh giniiii. Argghhhh give up ahhhh! Dah kahwin je lupa. Blom kahwin ingat. LELAKI SELALU AH GINII. DAH DAPAT LUPA LAH APE LAH. BLOM DAPAT, MATI2 BERJUANG BERLUTUT2 UTK POMPAN. ARGHHHHHH JANGAN AHHHH GINI! KASI JOKE MEREPEK2. Eh merepek ah joke gini. Benci ah. Haha exaggerate eh. Melampao eh. Taklah. Joking k Aul.